Kine says: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!

OMG! Guys, you would not believe it. Last night, during the regular Friday supper, I went under the bed, like I usually do. It's not that I'm afraid. Really. It's just that I don't want to scare the visitors. You know, when they see a top-of-the-food-chain type of predator, I guess that humans can get jittery.

Anyways, it's not that I'm afraid. Really.

But as I was saying, I was under the bed, and instead of just sticking to one of the three corners, I decided to crawl around a bit. I didn't want to make too much noise, because I didn't want to scare the guest, but you know what I found??? Another corner!!!! That's right!!! There are FOUR, not three, but FOUR corners under the bed!!! Who would have thought! I'm so excited that I don't know where to do now when I need to go under the bed.

I spend all night exploring the new corner. To tell you what it's like, it's kinda like the opposite corner, but reversed. I mean, imagine there's a wheely-thingy under a stalk but it's on the other side. Anyway, it smells totaly new.

Next Friday, I'll probably spend some time looking for a fifth corner. I can just feel it in my left claw that there has to be yet more corners to be discovered underneath the bed.

It's exciting time, my friends. I think I know how Christopher Columbus' zou felt when they reach the new world.

Keep y'all posted!

XOXOXOX

Kine