Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Foncé says:I got locked outside!!!

Meow!!! I got locked outside last night :(

It was raining and everything and Mercurina laughed at me and would not let me back in. :(

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Pursnug says: What are they thinking?

So, four of the slaves where over at my headquarters last night playing some silly game whose name sounds like a hairball coming out of Bart. Not only was one of them loud and obnoxious, but he kept on running after Splitzu growling like a Neanderthal. I do wish that Splitzu would learn how to properly play cat tag AND LEAVE ME ALONE when I don't want to play (which is, let's face it, most of the times).

Anyway, my reason to bitch to everyone is that and , the fat, stupid human pulls out a perfectly good computer THAT IS RUNNING VISTA! How dumb are humans. Just having Vista near my server make me feel dirty. I think I'll recompile my kernels to clean any Vista-ick that may be hanging around in the air.

:P

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Bart says: Zou meeting tonight

Yo all!

We are meeting tonight at the secret you-know-where location at 2 am. Let's try not to wake Karen up this time. Splitzu, can you make sure you don't fall asleep while we are waiting outside the balcony door? We didn't appreciate having to huddle under Merle because the last meeting at your place was in the middle of March. I think I still have frostbites under my paws.

--Bart

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Buster says: Ouch!!!

Merle scratched me and now it hurt.

Update: It SPEWWWWWWED! Yuk! Mommy had to bring me to the vet. But I'm alright. I got a chance to sleep all alone with mommy last night. Prr Prr Prr

Update 2: I got something sticking out of my chin. How interesting.

Pasha says: I got a new cage!

Yay!

I got a new cage for my mansion today. It's a cozy low-side barn roofed cage. I'm really looking forward to crawling around in it. Oh, and it has another wheel! That means I now have five wheels to choose from. As much as I like my wheels, I'm getting fat, and running around between all those wheels will be exhausting.

I'll post pictures of my new mansion as soon as I can.

Tada for now!

XO

Pashie

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Mercurinea says: Darn!

Darn! You know what? Pashie was out last night, and I was just about to eat him when my slave woke up and saved him. Grr!

The little bugger managed to sneak right by me AND EVEN ATE SOME OF MY FOOD!!!!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Merle says: merle is mutating again

MERLE IS MUTATIIING AGAIN MERLE IS HUNGREE MELRE IS SO VERRRRY HUNGREE FEED THE MERLE SO MERLE CAN EET

OUPS MRL BROK A LTTR ON TH QUOMPUTR MRL HOP LTTR NOT IMPORTANT PURSUNG WILL B MAD BUT PURSNUG IS ALWAYS MAD AT MRL

MRL ROK ANOTHR KY BCAUS KYS AR FUN TO PLY ITH

THAR AR HALF KYYS LAAFT SO IT YYYSY FFOUR MLR TAU TYP

MRL SLYYYP ON KYYY-BAORD

GOOOD NYGHT

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Pasha says: Hi!

Hi gang,

I successfully invaded the home of Fonce and Mercurinea. It's the first time I meet a domestic squirrel, but he seems harmless. As for Mercurinea, I think she's even more harmless than the squirrel. She is barely passable for a cat. What's with the vacant eyes and the butt hair? Seriously???

As for my new home, it could be a bit bigger. I need a second storey, as well as some tubing. The contractor is a bit slow in getting my mansion together, and I'm not sure I trust his shoddy workmanship. Oh well. He's only human after all. Now, I need to find out where they keep their veggie meat...