Merle says: merle is mutating again

MERLE IS MUTATIIING AGAIN MERLE IS HUNGREE MELRE IS SO VERRRRY HUNGREE FEED THE MERLE SO MERLE CAN EET

OUPS MRL BROK A LTTR ON TH QUOMPUTR MRL HOP LTTR NOT IMPORTANT PURSUNG WILL B MAD BUT PURSNUG IS ALWAYS MAD AT MRL

MRL ROK ANOTHR KY BCAUS KYS AR FUN TO PLY ITH

THAR AR HALF KYYS LAAFT SO IT YYYSY FFOUR MLR TAU TYP

MRL SLYYYP ON KYYY-BAORD

GOOOD NYGHT

Pasha says: Hi!

Hi gang,

I successfully invaded the home of Fonce and Mercurinea. It's the first time I meet a domestic squirrel, but he seems harmless. As for Mercurinea, I think she's even more harmless than the squirrel. She is barely passable for a cat. What's with the vacant eyes and the butt hair? Seriously???

As for my new home, it could be a bit bigger. I need a second storey, as well as some tubing. The contractor is a bit slow in getting my mansion together, and I'm not sure I trust his shoddy workmanship. Oh well. He's only human after all. Now, I need to find out where they keep their veggie meat...