tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8700436938535311442011-04-21T10:48:59.779-07:00J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-38720224761767408422008-06-17T09:49:00.000-07:002008-06-20T09:52:12.212-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">Meow!!! I got locked outside last night :(</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">It was raining and everything and Mercurina laughed at me and would not let me back in. :(</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-3872022476176740842?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-28199092338597793022008-06-11T12:56:00.000-07:002008-06-11T13:05:06.408-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:lucida grande;" >So, four of the slaves where over at my headquarters last night playing some silly game whose name sounds like a hairball coming out of Bart. Not only was one of them loud and obnoxious, but he kept on running after Splitzu growling like a Neanderthal. I do wish that Splitzu would learn how to properly play cat tag AND LEAVE ME ALONE when I don't wa</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:lucida grande;" >n</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:lucida grande;" >t to play (which is, let's face it, most of the times).</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:lucida grande;" >Anyway, my reason to bitch to everyone is that <gasp> and <omg!!>, the fat, stupid human pulls out a perfectly good computer THAT IS RUNNING VISTA! How dumb are humans. Just having Vista near my server make me feel dirty. I think I'll recompile my kernels to clean any Vista-ick that may be hanging around in the air.</omg!!></gasp></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:lucida grande;" >:P</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-2819909233859779302?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-26652039810434386672008-06-10T11:40:00.000-07:002008-06-10T13:31:14.820-07:00<span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Yo all!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">We are meeting tonight at the secret you-know-where location at 2 am. Let's try not to wake Karen up this time. Splitzu, can you make sure you don't fall asleep while we are waiting outside the balcony door? We didn't appreciate having to huddle under Merle because the last meeting at your place was in the middle of March. I think I still have frostbites under my paws.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">--Bart</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-2665203981043438667?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-67041811748470943282008-06-08T11:31:00.000-07:002008-06-11T13:07:09.615-07:00Merle scratched me and now it hurt.<br /><br />Update: It SPEWWWWWWED! Yuk! Mommy had to bring me to the vet. But I'm alright. I got a chance to sleep all alone with mommy last night. Prr Prr Prr<br /><br />Update 2: I got something sticking out of my chin. How interesting.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-6704181174847094328?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-34194396531309091672008-06-08T05:40:00.000-07:002008-06-11T14:05:52.539-07:00<span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 102, 51); font-weight: bold;">Yay!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 102, 51); font-weight: bold;">I got a new cage for my mansion today. It's a cozy low-side barn roofed cage. I'm really looking forward to crawling around in it. Oh, and it has another wheel! That means I now have five wheels to choose from. As much as I like my wheels, I'm getting fat, and running around between all those wheels will be exhausting.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 102, 51); font-weight: bold;">I'll post pictures of my new mansion as soon as I can.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 102, 51); font-weight: bold;">Tada for now!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 102, 51); font-weight: bold;">XO</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 102, 51); font-weight: bold;">Pashie</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-3419439653130909167?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-35529610599116592992008-06-01T11:25:00.000-07:002008-06-10T13:11:53.512-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/feHwR39-sLM&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/feHwR39-sLM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Need I say more?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-3552961059911659299?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-87229011947437241042008-04-24T13:12:00.000-07:002008-06-10T13:18:28.858-07:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">Darn! You know what? Pashie was out last night, and I was just about to eat him when my slave woke up and saved him. Grr!<br /><br />The little bugger managed to sneak right by me AND EVEN ATE SOME OF MY FOOD!!!!<br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-8722901194743724104?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-7677826745632187262008-02-13T13:22:00.000-08:002008-06-10T13:30:30.372-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: courier new;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">MERLE IS MUTATIIING AGAIN MERLE IS HUNGREE MELRE IS SO VERRRRY HUNGREE FEED THE MERLE SO MERLE CAN EET<br /><br />OUPS MRL BROK A LTTR ON TH QUOMPUTR MRL HOP LTTR NOT IMPORTANT PURSUNG WILL B MAD BUT PURSNUG IS ALWAYS MAD AT MRL<br /><br />MRL ROK ANOTHR KY BCAUS KYS AR FUN TO PLY ITH<br /><br />THAR AR HALF KYYS LAAFT SO IT YYYSY FFOUR MLR TAU TYP<br /><br />MRL SLYYYP ON KYYY-BAORD<br /><br />GOOOD NYGHT<br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-767782674563218726?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-37739905682494685432008-02-12T13:32:00.000-08:002008-06-10T13:38:21.271-07:00<span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">Hi gang,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">I successfully invaded the home of Fonce and Mercurinea. It's the first time I meet a domestic squirrel, but he seems harmless. As for Mercurinea, I think she's even more harmless than the squirrel. She is barely passable for a cat. What's with the vacant eyes and the butt hair? Seriously???<br /><br />As for my new home, it could be a bit bigger. I need a second storey, as well as some tubing. The contractor is a bit slow in getting my mansion together, and I'm not sure I trust his shoddy workmanship. Oh well. He's only human after all. Now, I need to find out where they keep their veggie meat...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-3773990568249468543?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-870043693853531144.post-55215774410363248852007-08-18T21:45:00.000-07:002008-06-11T14:04:04.880-07:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;">OMG! Guys, you would not believe it. Last night, during the regular Friday supper, I went under the bed, like I usually do. It's not that I'm afraid. Really. It's just that I don't want to scare the visitors. You know, when they see a top-of-the-food-chain type of predator, I guess that humans can get jittery.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Anyways, it's not that I'm afraid. Really.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">But as I was saying, I was under the bed, and instead of just sticking to one of the three corners, I decided to crawl around a bit. I didn't want to make too much noise, because I didn't want to scare the guest, but you know what I found??? Another corner!!!! That's right!!! There are FOUR, not three, but FOUR corners under the bed!!! Who would have thought! I'm so excited that I don't know where to do now when I need to go under the bed.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I spend all night exploring the new corner. To tell you what it's like, it's kinda like the opposite corner, but reversed. I mean, imagine there's a wheely-thingy under a stalk but it's on the other side. Anyway, it smells totaly new.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Next Friday, I'll probably spend some time looking for a fifth corner. I can just feel it in my left claw that there has to be yet more corners to be discovered underneath the bed.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">It's exciting time, my friends. I think I know how Christopher Columbus' zou felt when they reach the new world.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Keep y'all posted!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">XOXOXOX</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Kine</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/870043693853531144-5521577441036324885?l=the-zous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-F Bilodeauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06481770044957967876noreply@blogger.com0