Mercurinea says: Darn!

Darn! You know what? Pashie was out last night, and I was just about to eat him when my slave woke up and saved him. Grr!

The little bugger managed to sneak right by me AND EVEN ATE SOME OF MY FOOD!!!!

Merle says: merle is mutating again

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Pasha says: Hi!

Hi gang,

I successfully invaded the home of Fonce and Mercurinea. It's the first time I meet a domestic squirrel, but he seems harmless. As for Mercurinea, I think she's even more harmless than the squirrel. She is barely passable for a cat. What's with the vacant eyes and the butt hair? Seriously???

As for my new home, it could be a bit bigger. I need a second storey, as well as some tubing. The contractor is a bit slow in getting my mansion together, and I'm not sure I trust his shoddy workmanship. Oh well. He's only human after all. Now, I need to find out where they keep their veggie meat...

Kine says: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!

OMG! Guys, you would not believe it. Last night, during the regular Friday supper, I went under the bed, like I usually do. It's not that I'm afraid. Really. It's just that I don't want to scare the visitors. You know, when they see a top-of-the-food-chain type of predator, I guess that humans can get jittery.

Anyways, it's not that I'm afraid. Really.

But as I was saying, I was under the bed, and instead of just sticking to one of the three corners, I decided to crawl around a bit. I didn't want to make too much noise, because I didn't want to scare the guest, but you know what I found??? Another corner!!!! That's right!!! There are FOUR, not three, but FOUR corners under the bed!!! Who would have thought! I'm so excited that I don't know where to do now when I need to go under the bed.

I spend all night exploring the new corner. To tell you what it's like, it's kinda like the opposite corner, but reversed. I mean, imagine there's a wheely-thingy under a stalk but it's on the other side. Anyway, it smells totaly new.

Next Friday, I'll probably spend some time looking for a fifth corner. I can just feel it in my left claw that there has to be yet more corners to be discovered underneath the bed.

It's exciting time, my friends. I think I know how Christopher Columbus' zou felt when they reach the new world.

Keep y'all posted!

XOXOXOX

Kine